Oh muffins, the police are giving a report on their KPIs – dare we compare and contrast between their report and that of the oft-maligned and chronically-underfunded "Liberry"?? Yes, we dare. The Library's report was spectacular, the police (asking for a 5.79% increase for a total of OVER $71 MILLION) are lagging behind in a fair chunk of their KPIs. Yet who will be nickelled and dimed come budget time? You guessed it...