Drop me a line, Darling!
Do you wish to lavish me with praise? Send me candygrams? Hot tips or subjects you think I ought to know about? Well then, drop me a line!
(Sadly, muffins, I don't take very well to threats or other abuses – depending on what's most appropriate, I will either ignore those, publish them in hilarious fashion, or send one of my hunky manservants your way to deal with the problem. Understood? Delightful!)

Don't forget the gin fund!
I do this for the love, but always appreciate a bit of help with site hosting, production costs, and yes, my beloved gin!