Did you all enjoy your week off, muffins? I sure did. Alas, alack, your trusty Scribe's work is never done, and it's a busy week ahead! Don't forget the gin fund, darlings. ❤️
Monday night will start with the Water Asset Management Plan – ooh, sexy!
And then Council will decide how to handle the fact that the pesky BIA has not been playing fair with its commitments for the Dunlop Streetscape and Meridian Place payments. Unlike we mere mortals, who continue to have to pay our bills and keep the bank happy, no matter what, the BIA is getting a 10-year extension on their repayment (THAT'S DOUBLE THE ORIGINAL AGREEMENT, DUCKIES!), and, just to double down further on the bullshittery, their loan is now going to be COMPLETELY INTEREST FREE.
What was that saying my grandmother used to always say... "cheaters never prosper"? Oooh, Granny, how fuckdeliiciously you were wrong.
Pardon me while I weep into my gin for a moment... sigh... sob...
Also on the menu, the Absentee Landlord licensing pilot project gets a few tweaks. Parking restrictions. And the Performing Arts Centre Task Force would like some funding for expenditures (I'm thinking many in the Performing Arts could also use some funding right about now, eh what?)