Oh, gather your snacks, darlings, it looks like a busy night! Beginning with a presentation on the Water and Wastewater Financial Plan – ooh, sexy! – and then running through a number of recommendations from the City Building Committee, including a proposal to stand up to those environmental bullies who wish to ram a bypass up our cute little arses. No, we won't be arse-ing back, but will be asking for some proper environmental studies to take place first, because of this giant body of water called Lake Simcoe which it behooves us to protect.
The evening's lowlite would be affstay ixnaying the upportivehoushingsay project at Vespra and Victoria (insert your expletive of choice here, darlings, I choose uckersfay!!).
Unveiling of the Community Safety and Well-Being Plan (mmm... providing supportive housing comes to mind, doesn't it?).
Property taxes for 2021 – INCLUDING approving the BIA budget, so they can set the tax rates... which is rather interesting, since nobody has actually SEEN the BIA budget (whereas BIA members should have had a chance to discuss it before approval, as per that lovely document called the Municipal Act – but those rascals at the BIA rarely give a flying uckfay about laws and regulations, do they now, muffins?)
Oh yes, and for some incomprehensible reason, Councillor Harvey thinks now is a really good time to expand that arena named after Mr. Gropey-Feeley (no, not him, the other one). And Mr. Dances-With-Hydro-Poles wants to fight for his right to play pickleball.
See you at 7 Monday night, dahrlings!