It's budget day, duckies! I'm wearing my fancy undies, and the manservant has brought out the good gin. There's a few other things we have to wade through first, but, IT'S BUDGET DAY!!! I faint, I swoon, I scribe.
Oh my darlings, it appears that those children down at Barrie City Hall have been causing quite a mess, with nobody keeping an eye on them.
But never fear! The Biased Scribe is here!
Armed only with her fountain pen, her favourite gin, and rapier-like wit (or at least a dull pencil), the B.S. cuts through the BS, and exposes the naked emperors who think they're wearing crowns.
You can follow The Biased Scribe live-tweeting the shenanigans at City Council meetings, watch her rants when the fury needs unleashing, or if you're lucky, you can catch her "in the wild" throughout Barrie, handing out Golden Pencils of appreciation to all who work hard to keep democracy healthy.
It's budget day, duckies! I'm wearing my fancy undies, and the manservant has brought out the good gin. There's a few other things we have to wade through first, but, IT'S BUDGET DAY!!! I faint, I swoon, I scribe.
Ooh, we get a presentation today, duckies – just like when there's a supply teacher! "Design and Construction 101", because I guess it makes councillors think they're going to university, instead of just figuring out how their job works after over a year into term?
I do this for the love, darlings, but also for the gin.
(But truly, it would be lovely to have a little help with hosting and production costs. Though if you find me a gin endorsement, I wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating crackers!)